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Readers letters and top
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Save time when playing Texas hold’em by looking at
only one of your hole cards.
Mr D Harrington: address withheld on request.
When playing Hi/Lo, I find it useful to keep a
stepladder and a Daschund handy.
Mallory Prendergast: The Pound, Overturn.
Thanks Mrs P, I'll keep that tip in mind.
Poker-Cartoons Editor.
Avert lesser skilled players at the table from
issuing bad beats over you, by threatening them with a double
barrel shotgun.
Slasher Riggs: Maximum Security wing, Alabama
State Penitentiary.
Purchase a bottle of your chosen spirit before
sitting down at the poker table. That way, when you have lost all
your money you will have something with which to drown your
sorrows.
Mr Cant Remember: The Gutter. |
If a house rule bans sunglasses at the table, get
around this by declaring that you are blind and ask the dealer to
announce what cards you have been dealt.
Chip Tooth: Upminster.Bar owners,
bring in punters by hosting poker tournaments on the pool table.
The players can use the pockets as handy drinks holders.
Ian Ebriated: Wookookoo Creek.
Terrorists, fraudsters and thieves, instead of
laundering money through casinos, try soaking it overnight in a
sink of water with a thimbleful of bleach added. Laying them in a
sunny spot to dry the next morning, you’ll find the process less
strenuous and the money will be spotlessly clean.
Fidel Bombmaker (Mrs):
Brampton-on-sea.
If you have grown bored with an online poker
site, make unending offensive remarks to your fellow players. That
way, you'll not be allowed to play there again.
Billy Fury:
Buggerham.
Play online poker for free by depositing using
your father's credit card.
Ms Jane Frumpy: Birmingham. |
The odds of being dealt pocket Aces are
approximately 220-1, so if you're a tight passive player and are
dealt A-A, sit out the next 219 hands.
Gus Hansen: Monaco.
Thanks Gus, always a mine of information.
Poker-Cartoons Editor.
If you are likely to be caught using your father's
credit card to play online poker, make sure you have the details
of your mother's too; it will help when you need a speedy get-away.
Ms Jane Frumpy: address withheld on request.
If your wife complains that you are spending too
much time playing online poker, tell her. "Do you have any idea
how much money I have lost this month..." That'll shut her up.
Enoch Hardstanding: Subtle, Illinois.
Thanks for passing that on Enoch, it's a tip
that stood me in good stead for many years before the divorce.
Poker-Cartoons Editor.
Bad spilling and txt speek that is appeering in
online poker chat windws really gots my goat. Y dont the rooms hv
a psell chucker.
Joe Gettysburg: address illegible.
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