How often have you wanted to let rip in an online poker table chat window but were lost for words. Your previous best effort, ‘The wheel still spins but the hamster is dead’ is a distant undignified memory that went way over its intended target's head.

Intelligent shit

Let's say you suffer a bad beat and can only think to type, ‘do you get enough exercise just pushing your luck’ when what you mean is; ‘I scrape more intelligent shit off my shoe,’ …do you yearn to curse with the best of them.

Well now… with no training… you can do all this and more with Swear-Assist.

You never need do a thing

Our unique programming combines the analytical and logistical events of a bad beat you may have suffered and automatically enters an appropriate response in the chat window – you never need do a thing.

$5 crack-whore

Say your pocket Aces are cracked. The auto response would immediately insert into the chat window, “you frickin donk, you suck harder than a $5 whore getting paid on piece work.”

If the target dares fire back at you, a counter measure is already in the barrel.

Here's how it works

Wait! There’s more

Wait! There’s more. If you wish to add your own manual input, you can kiss goodbye to those embarrassing spelling errors with our auto correction mode.

You intended to be really nasty to your opponent, but in the heat of the battle your fat fingers fumble on the keyboard, but hey, it’s not a problem now, as Swear-Assist’s extensive dictionary of swear words will make good.

Arse-wipe

Dictionary includes, arse-wipe, cock-jockey, douche bag, faggot, fairy- fuck, sausage gobbler and more.

Remember, if you’re going to swear – do it like a $0.02/0.04 pro with Swear-Assist.